XmasFLIX.com ► Like XmasFLIX! ► http Doyou believe in Santa Claus? Click here! ► TrustSanta.com "Monkeys Don't Have a Santa Claus"?! ... A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation. ... 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse but there are plenty of monkeys stirring all over the damn place in this video. Someone must have said "Oh, look at all this stock footage of monkeys I found let's make a Christmas film out of it and call it the Santa Claus Story!" makes perfect sense to me! It's Christmas Eve and the kids, Virginia and Jacky (Wait... is that Leonardo Dicaprio?!) and are sleeping. Santa arrives and wakes the kids The rush to the living room and assume it's their Father. Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus, as he instructs them to sit on his lap. A long narrow sock puppet pops up between them, and he proceeds to prove to the children that he is the real Santa by telling them a story about monkeys. We are then deluged with hundreds of monkeys living on "Monkey Mountain". The further explain how he is the real Santa, he tells them about one of the monkeys named Charly, who like pretzels. Apparently all monkeys looks alike so they can call any monkey Charly in further found stock footage. Enter the Doctor's office where "Charly" clearly ate too many pretzels or something. Of course that turns into getting a cold, and monkeys taking a foot bath before bed. All ...
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